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Two and a Half Men
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Show Information
- Name: Two and a Half Men
- Seasons: 9
- Start year: 2003
- Country: US
Rating
- TV rate: TV 14
Review
- IMDB review: 7.5/10
- TV Guide review: 9.0/10
- TV.com review: 7.0/10
- Bing review: No review
- EpisodeDay review: 7.8/10
Genres
- Comedy
Two and a Half Men Wikipedia
Two and a Half Men is an American television comedy series which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2003. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the show is about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated and altered when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front house.
Two and a Half Men IMDB
The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy school kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.
Two and a Half Men TV Guide
A Malibu bachelor's carefree life is changed when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom has fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation and exploiting Jon Cryer's quirky, nervous energy, perfected in a number of 1980s coming-of-age films.
Two and a Half Men TV.com
Charlie is a well-to-do jingle-writing bachelor with a house at the beach in Malibu, a luxury car in the garage, and an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound chiropractor brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith, and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.Known in Germany as Mein cooler Onkel Charlie (My Cool Uncle Charlie).Known in France as Mon oncle Charlie (My Uncle Charlie).Known in Italy as Due uomini e mezzo, an exact translation.Known in Finland as Miehen puolikkaat (Man Halves).Known in Sweden as 2 1/2 män.
Two and a Half Men TV Rage
Two and a Half Men enters its eighth season during the 2010-2011 season. Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, Spin City, Scary Movie 3, Major League, Major League II) is once again a bachelor, living in his fancy Malibu home after his engagement ended with Chelsea. His brother, Alan, (Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink) still mooches off his big brother and still lives with Charlie, along with his teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones, The Rookie) who is now proving to be a chip off Charlie's block. And, as if life wasn't hard enough, there is Alan and Charlie's mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor) and their blue-collar and equally as crazy housekeeper Berta (Conchata Ferrell).CBS Broadcast HistorySeptember 2003 - May 2005 --- Mondays 9:30pm/8:30c
September 2005 - Present --- Mondays 9:00pm/8:00
Two and a Half Men episode list
| Day | Se. | Ep. | Title |
| 2003-09-22 | 01 | 01 | Pilot |
| 2003-09-29 | 01 | 02 | Big Flappy Bastards |
| 2003-10-06 | 01 | 03 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell |
| 2003-10-13 | 01 | 04 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap |
| 2003-10-20 | 01 | 05 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump |
| 2003-10-27 | 01 | 06 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? |
| 2003-11-03 | 01 | 07 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake |
| 2003-11-10 | 01 | 08 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful |
| 2003-11-17 | 01 | 09 | Phase One, Complete |
| 2003-11-24 | 01 | 10 | Merry Thanksgiving |
| 2003-12-15 | 01 | 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor |
| 2004-01-05 | 01 | 12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones |
| 2004-01-12 | 01 | 13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan |
| 2004-02-02 | 01 | 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas |
| 2004-02-09 | 01 | 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) |
| 2004-02-16 | 01 | 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) |
| 2004-02-23 | 01 | 17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats |
| 2004-03-01 | 01 | 18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick |
| 2004-03-22 | 01 | 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You |
| 2004-04-19 | 01 | 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark |
| 2004-05-03 | 01 | 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing |
| 2004-05-10 | 01 | 22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet |
| 2004-05-17 | 01 | 23 | Just Like Buffalo |
| 2004-05-24 | 01 | 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? |
| 2004-09-20 | 02 | 01 | Back Off Mary Poppins |
| 2004-09-27 | 02 | 02 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls |
| 2004-10-04 | 02 | 03 | A Bag Full of Jawea |
| 2004-10-11 | 02 | 04 | Go Get Mommy's Bra |
| 2004-10-18 | 02 | 05 | Bad News from the Clinic |
| 2004-10-25 | 02 | 06 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance |
| 2004-11-08 | 02 | 07 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana |
| 2004-11-15 | 02 | 08 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers |
| 2004-11-22 | 02 | 09 | Yes, Monsignor |
| 2004-11-29 | 02 | 10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater |
| 2004-12-13 | 02 | 11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
| 2005-01-03 | 02 | 12 | A Lungful of Alan |
| 2005-01-17 | 02 | 13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair |
| 2005-01-31 | 02 | 14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut |
| 2005-02-07 | 02 | 15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand |
| 2005-02-14 | 02 | 16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? |
| 2005-02-21 | 02 | 17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! |
| 2005-03-07 | 02 | 18 | It Was Mame, Mom |
| 2005-03-21 | 02 | 19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise |
| 2005-04-18 | 02 | 20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
| 2005-05-02 | 02 | 21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
| 2005-05-09 | 02 | 22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother |
| 2005-05-16 | 02 | 23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
| 2005-05-23 | 02 | 24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? |
| 2005-09-19 | 03 | 01 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
| 2005-09-26 | 03 | 02 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
| 2005-10-03 | 03 | 03 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
| 2005-10-10 | 03 | 04 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
| 2005-10-17 | 03 | 05 | We Called It Mr. Pinky |
| 2005-10-24 | 03 | 06 | Hi, Mr. Horned One |
| 2005-11-07 | 03 | 07 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
| 2005-11-14 | 03 | 08 | That Voodoo That I Do Do |
| 2005-11-21 | 03 | 09 | Madame and Her Special Friend |
| 2005-11-28 | 03 | 10 | Something Salted and Twisted |
| 2005-12-19 | 03 | 11 | Santa's Village of the Damned |
| 2006-01-09 | 03 | 12 | That Special Tug |
| 2006-01-23 | 03 | 13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium |
| 2006-02-06 | 03 | 14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
| 2006-02-27 | 03 | 15 | My Tongue is Meat |
| 2006-03-06 | 03 | 16 | Ergo, The Booty Call |
| 2006-03-13 | 03 | 17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser |
| 2006-03-20 | 03 | 18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
| 2006-04-10 | 03 | 19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin |
| 2006-04-24 | 03 | 20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
| 2006-05-01 | 03 | 21 | And the Plot Moistens |
| 2006-05-08 | 03 | 22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie |
| 2006-05-15 | 03 | 23 | Arguments for the Quickie |
| 2006-05-22 | 03 | 24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
| 2006-09-18 | 04 | 01 | Working for Caligula |
| 2006-09-25 | 04 | 02 | Who's Vod Kanockers |
| 2006-10-02 | 04 | 03 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress |
| 2006-10-09 | 04 | 04 | A Pot Smoking Monkey |
| 2006-10-16 | 04 | 05 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
| 2006-10-23 | 04 | 06 | Apologies for the Frivolity |
| 2006-11-06 | 04 | 07 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
| 2006-11-13 | 04 | 08 | Release the Dogs |
| 2006-11-20 | 04 | 09 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
| 2006-11-27 | 04 | 10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln |
| 2006-12-11 | 04 | 11 | Walnuts and Demerol |
| 2007-01-08 | 04 | 12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana |
| 2007-01-22 | 04 | 13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
| 2007-02-05 | 04 | 14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
| 2007-02-12 | 04 | 15 | My Damn Stalker |
| 2007-02-19 | 04 | 16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too |
| 2007-02-26 | 04 | 17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie |
| 2007-03-19 | 04 | 18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville |
| 2007-04-09 | 04 | 19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) |
| 2007-04-16 | 04 | 20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) |
| 2007-04-23 | 04 | 21 | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous |
| 2007-04-30 | 04 | 22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
| 2007-05-07 | 04 | 23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin |
| 2007-05-14 | 04 | 24 | Prostitutes and Gelato |
| 2007-09-24 | 05 | 01 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
| 2007-10-01 | 05 | 02 | Media Room Slash Dungeon |
| 2007-10-08 | 05 | 03 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
| 2007-10-15 | 05 | 04 | City of Great Racks |
| 2007-10-22 | 05 | 05 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
| 2007-10-29 | 05 | 06 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
| 2007-11-05 | 05 | 07 | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room |
| 2007-11-12 | 05 | 08 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
| 2007-11-19 | 05 | 09 | Tight's Good |
| 2007-11-26 | 05 | 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia |
| 2008-03-17 | 05 | 11 | Meander To Your Dander |
| 2008-03-24 | 05 | 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
| 2008-03-31 | 05 | 13 | The Soil is Moist |
| 2008-04-14 | 05 | 14 | Winky-Dink Time |
| 2008-04-21 | 05 | 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction |
| 2008-04-28 | 05 | 16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
| 2008-05-05 | 05 | 17 | Fish in a Drawer |
| 2008-05-12 | 05 | 18 | If My Hole Could Talk |
| 2008-05-19 | 05 | 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper |
| 2008-09-22 | 06 | 01 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child |
| 2008-09-29 | 06 | 02 | Pie Hole, Herb |
| 2008-10-06 | 06 | 03 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
| 2008-10-13 | 06 | 04 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' |
| 2008-10-20 | 06 | 05 | A Jock Strap In Hell |
| 2008-11-03 | 06 | 06 | It's Always Nazi Week |
| 2008-11-10 | 06 | 07 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
| 2008-11-17 | 06 | 08 | Pinocchio's Mouth |
| 2008-11-24 | 06 | 09 | The Mooch At The Boo |
| 2008-12-08 | 06 | 10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
| 2008-12-15 | 06 | 11 | The Devil's Lube |
| 2009-01-12 | 06 | 12 | Thank God for Scoliosis |
| 2009-01-19 | 06 | 13 | I Think You Offended Don |
| 2009-02-02 | 06 | 14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
| 2009-02-09 | 06 | 15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat |
| 2009-03-02 | 06 | 16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime |
| 2009-03-09 | 06 | 17 | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? |
| 2009-03-16 | 06 | 18 | My Son's Enormous Head |
| 2009-03-30 | 06 | 19 | The Two Finger Rule |
| 2009-04-13 | 06 | 20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau |
| 2009-04-27 | 06 | 21 | Above Exalted Cyclops |
| 2009-05-04 | 06 | 22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
| 2009-05-11 | 06 | 23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth |
| 2009-05-18 | 06 | 24 | Baseball with Better Steroids |
| 2009-09-21 | 07 | 01 | 818-jklpuzo |
| 2009-09-28 | 07 | 02 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
| 2009-10-05 | 07 | 03 | Mmm, fish. Yum. |
| 2009-10-12 | 07 | 04 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
| 2009-10-19 | 07 | 05 | For the Sake of the Child |
| 2009-11-02 | 07 | 06 | Give Me Your Thumb |
| 2009-11-09 | 07 | 07 | Untainted by Filth |
| 2009-11-16 | 07 | 08 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
| 2009-11-23 | 07 | 09 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
| 2009-12-07 | 07 | 10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room |
| 2009-12-14 | 07 | 11 | Warning, It's Dirty |
| 2010-01-11 | 07 | 12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
| 2010-01-18 | 07 | 13 | Yay, No Polyps! |
| 2010-02-01 | 07 | 14 | Crude and Uncalled For |
| 2010-02-08 | 07 | 15 | Aye, Aye, Captain |
| 2010-03-01 | 07 | 16 | Tinkle Like a Princess |
| 2010-03-08 | 07 | 17 | I Found Your Mustache |
| 2010-03-22 | 07 | 18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day |
| 2010-04-12 | 07 | 19 | Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave |
| 2010-05-10 | 07 | 20 | I Called Him Magoo |
| 2010-05-17 | 07 | 21 | Gumby with a Pokey |
| 2010-05-24 | 07 | 22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well |
| 2010-09-20 | 08 | 01 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud |
| 2010-09-27 | 08 | 02 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer |
| 2010-10-04 | 08 | 03 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus |
| 2010-10-11 | 08 | 04 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers |
| 2010-10-18 | 08 | 05 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel |
| 2010-10-25 | 08 | 06 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger |
| 2010-11-01 | 08 | 07 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette |
| 2010-11-08 | 08 | 08 | Springtime On A Stick |
| 2010-11-15 | 08 | 09 | A Good Time in Central Africa |
| 2010-11-22 | 08 | 10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop |
| 2010-12-06 | 08 | 11 | Dead From The Waist Down |
| 2010-12-13 | 08 | 12 | Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead |
| 2011-01-03 | 08 | 13 | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup |
| 2011-01-17 | 08 | 14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs |
| 2011-02-07 | 08 | 15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak |
| 2011-02-14 | 08 | 16 | That Darn Priest |
| 2011-09-19 | 09 | 01 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) |
| 2011-09-26 | 09 | 02 | People Who Love Peepholes (2) |
| 2011-10-03 | 09 | 03 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food |
| 2011-10-10 | 09 | 04 | Nine Magic Fingers |
| 2011-10-17 | 09 | 05 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro |
| 2011-10-24 | 09 | 06 | The Squat and The Hover |
| 2011-10-31 | 09 | 07 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets |
| 2011-11-07 | 09 | 08 | Thank You For The Intercourse |
| 2011-11-14 | 09 | 09 | Frodo’s Headshots |
| 2011-11-21 | 09 | 10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes |
| 2011-12-05 | 09 | 11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip |
| 2011-12-12 | 09 | 12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! |
| 2012-01-02 | 09 | 13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion |
| 2012-01-16 | 09 | 14 | A Possum on Chemo |
| 2012-02-06 | 09 | 15 | The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack |
| 2012-02-13 | 09 | 16 | Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy |
| 2012-02-20 | 09 | 17 | Not In My Mouth |
| 2012-02-27 | 09 | 18 | The War Against Gingivitis |
| 2012-03-19 | 09 | 19 | Palmdale, Ech |
| 2012-04-09 | 09 | 20 | Grandma's Pie |
| 2012-04-16 | 09 | 21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' |
| 2012-04-30 | 09 | 22 | Why We Gave Up Women |
| 2012-05-07 | 09 | 23 | The Straw In My Donut Hole |
Two and a Half Men characters
| Actor/Actress | Character | ||
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Angus T. Jones | as | Jake Harper |
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Charlie Sheen | as | Charlie Harper |
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Conchata Ferrell | as | Berta |
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Holland Taylor | as | Evelyn Harper |
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Jon Cryer | as | Alan Harper |
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Marin Hinkle | as | Judith Harper |
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