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Two and a Half Men

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Show Information

  • Name: Two and a Half Men
  • Seasons: 9
  • Start year: 2003
  • Country: US

Rating

  • TV rate: TV 14

Review

  • IMDB review: 7.5/10
  • TV Guide review: 9.0/10
  • TV.com review: 7.0/10
  • Bing review: No review
  • EpisodeDay review: 7.8/10

Genres

  • Comedy

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Two and a Half Men is an American television comedy series which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2003. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the show is about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated and altered when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front house.

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The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy school kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

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A Malibu bachelor's carefree life is changed when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. Briskly written and performed, the sitcom has fun spoofing Charlie Sheen's bad-boy reputation and exploiting Jon Cryer's quirky, nervous energy, perfected in a number of 1980s coming-of-age films.

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Charlie is a well-to-do jingle-writing bachelor with a house at the beach in Malibu, a luxury car in the garage, and an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound chiropractor brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith, and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.Known in Germany as Mein cooler Onkel Charlie (My Cool Uncle Charlie).Known in France as Mon oncle Charlie (My Uncle Charlie).Known in Italy as Due uomini e mezzo, an exact translation.Known in Finland as Miehen puolikkaat (Man Halves).Known in Sweden as 2 1/2 män.

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Two and a Half Men enters its eighth season during the 2010-2011 season. Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, Spin City, Scary Movie 3, Major League, Major League II) is once again a bachelor, living in his fancy Malibu home after his engagement ended with Chelsea. His brother, Alan, (Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink) still mooches off his big brother and still lives with Charlie, along with his teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones, The Rookie) who is now proving to be a chip off Charlie's block. And, as if life wasn't hard enough, there is Alan and Charlie's mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor) and their blue-collar and equally as crazy housekeeper Berta (Conchata Ferrell).CBS Broadcast HistorySeptember 2003 - May 2005 --- Mondays 9:30pm/8:30c
September 2005 - Present --- Mondays 9:00pm/8:00

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Day Se. Ep. Title
01 01 Pilot
01 02 Big Flappy Bastards
01 03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
01 04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
01 05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
01 06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
01 07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
01 08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
01 09 Phase One, Complete
01 10 Merry Thanksgiving
01 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
01 12 Camel Filters + Pheromones
01 13 Sarah Like Puny Alan
01 14 I Can't Afford Hyenas
01 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
01 16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
01 17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
01 18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
01 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
01 20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
01 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing
01 22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
01 23 Just Like Buffalo
01 24 Can You Feel My Finger?
02 01 Back Off Mary Poppins
02 02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
02 03 A Bag Full of Jawea
02 04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
02 05 Bad News from the Clinic
02 06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
02 07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
02 08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
02 09 Yes, Monsignor
02 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
02 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
02 12 A Lungful of Alan
02 13 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
02 14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
02 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
02 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
02 17 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
02 18 It Was Mame, Mom
02 19 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
02 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
02 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
02 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
02 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
02 24 Does This Smell Funny to You?
03 01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
03 02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
03 03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
03 04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
03 05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
03 06 Hi, Mr. Horned One
03 07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
03 08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
03 09 Madame and Her Special Friend
03 10 Something Salted and Twisted
03 11 Santa's Village of the Damned
03 12 That Special Tug
03 13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
03 14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
03 15 My Tongue is Meat
03 16 Ergo, The Booty Call
03 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
03 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
03 19 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
03 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
03 21 And the Plot Moistens
03 22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
03 23 Arguments for the Quickie
03 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
04 01 Working for Caligula
04 02 Who's Vod Kanockers
04 03 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
04 04 A Pot Smoking Monkey
04 05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
04 06 Apologies for the Frivolity
04 07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
04 08 Release the Dogs
04 09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
04 10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
04 11 Walnuts and Demerol
04 12 Castrating Sheep in Montana
04 13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
04 14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
04 15 My Damn Stalker
04 16 Young People Have Phlegm Too
04 17 I Merely Slept with a Commie
04 18 It Never Rains in Hooterville
04 19 Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
04 20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
04 21 Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
04 22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
04 23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
04 24 Prostitutes and Gelato
05 01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
05 02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
05 03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
05 04 City of Great Racks
05 05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
05 06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
05 07 The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
05 08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
05 09 Tight's Good
05 10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
05 11 Meander To Your Dander
05 12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
05 13 The Soil is Moist
05 14 Winky-Dink Time
05 15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
05 16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
05 17 Fish in a Drawer
05 18 If My Hole Could Talk
05 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
06 01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
06 02 Pie Hole, Herb
06 03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
06 04 The Flavin' and the Mavin'
06 05 A Jock Strap In Hell
06 06 It's Always Nazi Week
06 07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy
06 08 Pinocchio's Mouth
06 09 The Mooch At The Boo
06 10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
06 11 The Devil's Lube
06 12 Thank God for Scoliosis
06 13 I Think You Offended Don
06 14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
06 15 I'd Like to Start With the Cat
06 16 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
06 17 The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
06 18 My Son's Enormous Head
06 19 The Two Finger Rule
06 20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
06 21 Above Exalted Cyclops
06 22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
06 23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
06 24 Baseball with Better Steroids
07 01 818-jklpuzo
07 02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
07 03 Mmm, fish. Yum.
07 04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
07 05 For the Sake of the Child
07 06 Give Me Your Thumb
07 07 Untainted by Filth
07 08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
07 09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
07 10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room
07 11 Warning, It's Dirty
07 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
07 13 Yay, No Polyps!
07 14 Crude and Uncalled For
07 15 Aye, Aye, Captain
07 16 Tinkle Like a Princess
07 17 I Found Your Mustache
07 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
07 19 Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
07 20 I Called Him Magoo
07 21 Gumby with a Pokey
07 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
08 01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
08 02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
08 03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
08 04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
08 05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
08 06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
08 07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
08 08 Springtime On A Stick
08 09 A Good Time in Central Africa
08 10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
08 11 Dead From The Waist Down
08 12 Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
08 13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
08 14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
08 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
08 16 That Darn Priest
09 01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)
09 02 People Who Love Peepholes (2)
09 03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
09 04 Nine Magic Fingers
09 05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
09 06 The Squat and The Hover
09 07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
09 08 Thank You For The Intercourse
09 09 Frodo’s Headshots
09 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
09 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip
09 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
09 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
09 14 A Possum on Chemo
09 15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
09 16 Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
09 17 Not In My Mouth
09 18 The War Against Gingivitis
09 19 Palmdale, Ech
09 20 Grandma's Pie
09 21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
09 22 Why We Gave Up Women
09 23 The Straw In My Donut Hole

Two and a Half Men characters

Actor/Actress Character
Angus T. Jones Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper
Conchata Ferrell Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Holland Taylor Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper
Jon Cryer Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Marin Hinkle Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper

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